The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!
make this viral
I have no idea who this woman is, but I love her.
Correction: This fine dame is called Sarah Millican
“The rest of this better be a f***ing equation”. Amazing.
(Starting everyone off with something lighthearted on this rainy Monday - hope you had a great weekend!)
Sarah Millican’s stand up is like the most perfect female stand up, I’ve never agreed with anyone more :’)
Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.
I am fucking jumping up and down and nearly crying this is so cool
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies.
give me them all.